Ahoy shipmates,
     
You might like this one. It appeared recently in the UK press. Apologies if 
you've already had it reported.
     
Actual radio conversation released by Chief of Naval Operations, 10-10-95. 
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Voice #1: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a
          collision.
     
Voice #2: Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to South to avoid
          a collision.
     
#1:     This is the captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.
     
#2:     No. I say again, you divert YOUR course.
     
#1:     THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER ENTERPRISE. WE ARE A LARGE WARSHIP
          OF THE US NAVY. DIVERT YOUR COURSE NOW!
     
#2:     This is a lighthouse. Your call.

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