An Interesting Collection of Quotes:
     1. A Freudian slip is when you say one thing and mean your mother.
     2. A committee is a group of the unwilling, picked from the unfit to   
        do the unnecessary.
     3. Madness takes its toll.  Please have the exact change.
     4. Applying computer technology is simply finding the right wrench to 
        pound in the correct screw.
     5. The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?"
        The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" 
        The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it      
        The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries    
        with that?"
     6. I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian     
        because I hate plants.
       - A. Whitney Brown
     7. A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely 
        rearranging their prejudices.
       - William James
     8. 668:  The neighbour of the Beast.
     9. Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you to recognise a 
        mistake when you make it again.
       - F.P. Jones
     10. Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn 
         from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their 
         disinclination to do so.
       - Douglas Adams
     11. As your attorney, it is my duty to inform you that it is not       
         important that you understand what I am doing or why you are       
         paying me so much money.  What is important is that you continue   
         to do so.
       - Hunter S. Thompson's attorney.
     12. Boundary, n.  In political geography, an imaginary line between    
         two nations, separating the imaginary rights of one from the       
         imaginary rights of another.
       - Ambrose Bierce.
     13. My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.
       - Ashleigh Brilliant
     14. I predict, sir, that you will die either by hanging or some vile 
       - Gladstone to Disraeli
         That depends, sir, upon whether I embrace your principles or your 
       - Disraeli to Gladstone
     15. For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow, 
         but phone calls taper off.
     16. Don't worry about temptation: as you grow older it starts avoiding 
     17. Sacred cows make the best hamburger.
       - Mark Twain
     18. Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask, "Where have I gone wrong?" 
         Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one      

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