>> From: booda@osh1.datasync.com (Martin H. Booda) 
>> Date: 25 Nov 1995 16:24:36 -0600
>> Organization: Datasync Internet
>
>
>I never really wanted to be a scientist. 
>
>I wanted to be...a...A SYSADMIN!
>
>[system engineer choir and shift supervisor enter, music strikes up] 
>
>Oh, I'm a sysadmin and I'm OK,
>I grep all night and I chown all day. 
>[choir] He's a sysadmin and he's OK,
>He greps all night and he chowns all day. 
>
>I ping the nodes, I do PM, I awk and perl and sed.
>I've got a Star Wars lunchbox, and Tron sheets on my bed!
>[choir] He pings the nodes, he does PM, he awks and perls and seds. 
>He's got a Star Wars lunchbox, and Tron sheets on his bed!
>
>[repeat chorus]
>
>I ping the nodes, I change the rates, I fork the processes. 
>I wish that all my lusers would catch some rare disease!
>[choir, growing slightly uncomfortable] He pings the nodes, he changes rates, 
>  He forks the processes.
>He wishes all his lusers would catch some rare disease! 
>
>[choir brightens as they repeat chorus] 
>
>I ping the nodes, I lock the /home partition and umount. 
>I post .gifs of my boss's daughter from his account!
>[choir, very uncomfortable and trailing off] He pings the nodes, he locks the 
>  /home partition and umounts...??
>
>[shift supervisor, in tears]  Oh Bevis!  And I thought you were so dedicated. 
>
>ecrit par
>Martin "I wish to register a complaint about this system" Booda 

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